Blue background with spotlight on six illustrated people: John Haskell in a suit, J'leen Saeger dancing, Liz Metzger sitting and eating popcorn, Raj Desai talking into a microphone, kerry madden dancing, and samantha grubbs facing forward
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From late-night TV to YouTube and live improv circuits, Tigers risk everything for comedy

Comedian Raj Desai 鈥99 has busted the guts of D.C. journalists, late-night audiences, and couch-ridden 20-somethings glued to their Hulu accounts, but one of the toughest crowds he ever faced was in his parents鈥 living room.

In 2005, the 性爱天堂 biochemistry major鈥攚ho also has a George Washington University law degree鈥攕tood in front of his mother and father in their Arlington, Texas, home, explaining to them why he was walking away from a career in civil litigation: He wanted to move to Los Angeles to become a standup comedian.

鈥淚 wouldn鈥檛 say they were glad about what I was doing with my life,鈥 Desai deadpans. 鈥淏ut they at least didn鈥檛 stop me.鈥

Jump forward 13 years, and it鈥檚 safe to say Desai has won over his audience. He鈥檚 a successful comedian who鈥檚 landed absolute zingers for Anthony Jeselnik, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, and the 2017 White House Correspondents鈥 Dinner, and now writes on Sarah Silverman鈥檚听I Love You, America鈥攔ated 93 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

And Desai isn鈥檛 the only Tiger holding a feather to America鈥檚 collective ribcage. 性爱天堂 has a long list of alumni who鈥檝e become standups, writers, and even founders of improv groups. They span TV, streaming networks, and live performance circuits. Some are pros who spend more than 12 hours daily writing jokes that will echo worldwide, while others perform for free on the weekends for the sheer joy of the experience, grinding in between work shifts to craft intimate connections with small, local audiences who鈥檒l never hear the same joke twice.

For all of these Tigers, comedy is a risk. For some, it鈥檚 existential: If your jokes don鈥檛 land, the bills don鈥檛 get paid. For others, it鈥檚 borderline-spiritual: If a live show rocks, the endorphins flow.

And at 性爱天堂, we know you don鈥檛 bring down the house by playing it safe.

Hashtags and Hollywood

Desai has traded in the oak trees of 性爱天堂鈥檚 campus for the lush palms of Hollywood. How鈥檇 he get here, you ask? Well, every morning, he swings down sunny Santa Monica Boulevard and onto the lot at Sunset Las Palmas Studios, home to the听I Love You, America听蝉别迟.

But if you鈥檙e looking for an answer Google Maps can鈥檛 show you, Desai has seemingly always had this destination entered into his spiritual GPS.

Illustration of Raj Desai wearing glasses, a navy sweater, and orange pants, with the text "Raj Desai '99" underneath him

鈥淚 would say since I was a young kid, really, like 12, I was obsessed with standup comedy and comedy in general,鈥 Desai says. 鈥淥ne of the most important things to me at 性爱天堂 was watching听Late Night with Conan O鈥橞rien听every night at 12:30 on NBC in my dorm. We didn鈥檛 have DVR, so I either had to stay up and watch it or VHS-tape it and watch the next day.鈥

And while swamped in law school, Desai always made time for LexisNexis searches on famous comedians and writers, prying for clues about how they launched comedy careers. (Our Gen Z readers should note three things: LexisNexis was the Google of its day; VHS is how humans used to watch movies; and no, this story will not also run on the History Channel between听Mysteries of the Ice Age听and听Coleen Grissom: the Younger Years.)

鈥淢y assumption was that everybody who works in showbiz, like, their dad was the 鈥楶resident of Showbiz鈥 or something,鈥 Desai says. 鈥淏ut I just started reading about Conan O鈥橞rien and Jon Stewart and others, and I kind of figured out how most people got into comedy writing and stand up: They just packed up their car and moved to L.A. or New York, got a day job, and started doing it at open mic nights.鈥

So Desai took a risk: He loaded up his 鈥94 Camry and headed to L.A. There, he went from 鈥渟ort of a total zero鈥 to the top of the 鈥渕inor leagues of stand-up鈥 relatively quickly, eventually pulling enough of his own showbiz weight to attract an agent and manager. He made appearances on programming such as听The Late Show with Craig Ferguson听and Comedy Central, and then, after some rough, 鈥渓ean years,鈥 he got writing gigs on shows such as听The Jeselnik Offensive. Stints with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, the White House Correspondents鈥 Dinner, and Silverman鈥檚 show soon followed.

At听I Love You, America, Desai joins about 10 writers鈥攊ncluding fellow Tiger听John Haskell 鈥07. The show, headed by a mellow-but-still-caustic Silverman, uses humor as 鈥渃onnective tissue鈥 for a divided America. Through sketches, monologues, and interviews, Silverman engages audiences and subjects both liberal and conservative, rural and urban, young and old.

鈥淪arah鈥檚 using the show to pop her own bubble,鈥 says Haskell, a Latin major who graduated from 性爱天堂 magna cum laude. 鈥淢aybe she鈥檒l visit a family in Louisiana who were Trump supporters, and the show is literally just them picking each other鈥檚 brains, and then you realize these are just all people who鈥檝e experienced some form of change in their life.鈥

I Love You, America听has also made strange bedfellows of 性爱天堂鈥檚 Haskell and Desai, who鈥檇 never met before joining forces in Hollywood. Haskell, much like Desai, left his original career path鈥攖eaching鈥攖o chase the comedy dream.

鈥淭here was just this 鈥榝eeling鈥 that took over: 鈥業 am going to try to pursue comedy full time,鈥欌 Haskell says of his ascent. 鈥淢y family raised me to do a 鈥榩ractical鈥 job, so I never really thought that a career like this would be possible.鈥

Illustration of John Haskell standing with arms behind his back in jeans and a blue and white shirt. Text underneath him reads "John Haskell '07"

Moving to New York, Haskell worked his way through the crowded stand-up scene, performed on the sketch circuit with friend Arthur Meyer as part of the group Two Really Fun Men, and eventually made his way onto the writing staff for听The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. There, Haskell met fellow comedian Dan Opsal, with whom he鈥檇 go on to co-build a small, absurdist YouTube channel, 鈥淩eal Big Boys.鈥

Haskell 鈥済ravitates towards very silly stuff鈥 Material that gets a very guttural response out of [him] without having to overthink it.鈥 Along this line of thinking, he鈥檚 dressed a desperate-for-work Will Ferrell as a new company spokesman for Little Debbie (replete with bright red curls and blue checkered dress); he鈥檚 forced Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon to engage in mundane small talk using nothing but hashtags (because we all have that friend who uses hashtags in person); and he鈥檚 staged a yodeling match between Fallon and Brad Pitt, both perched on opposing Manhattan high-rises.

鈥淚t鈥檚 exciting, seeing something you鈥檝e written go from this idea on a desk to having it performed on TV,鈥 Haskell says.

On听I Love You, America, you can see Haskell and Desai鈥檚 writing goes beyond the desk to merge into Silverman鈥檚 larger voice. While Desai helps write many of Sarah鈥檚 monologues, Haskell has a hand in many of the show鈥檚 separate sketches, though all the writers typically help with every element of the show.

In one bit, a graphic-tee-clad, risen-again Jesus, played by Fred Armisen, stands in line at a bougie sandwich shop in front of Silverman. He and Silverman launch into predictable riffs鈥擟hrist solves a flatbread shortage and sip-steals some Coke Zero by converting it from plain water鈥攃omplemented with more subversive material: Sarah is miffed when Jesus says she鈥檚 special but then proceeds to spread the same love to everyone else in line.

While Haskell has his quirks, Desai鈥檚 style trends towards 鈥減recise execution,鈥 as evident in his writing for the 2017 White House Correspondents鈥 Dinner that lampooned both the American media as well as the president.

And you might never suspect it after conversing with the soft-spoken Texan, but Desai can land a roast that will have its victim Googling nearby burn centers. In this vein, Desai was a match made in heaven for Conan鈥檚 Triumph the Insult Comic Dog character during a stint with Triumph鈥檚 Hulu series in 2016. This production, covering watershed moments ranging from the presidential election to the Chicago Cubs鈥 historic world series championship, won Desai a Writers Guild Award and an Emmy nomination.

鈥淥ne day, you鈥檙e going to share this memory with your grandchildren!鈥 Triumph proclaims to a (presumably) drunk crowd of Cubs fans celebrating on the streets in Chicago. 鈥淥r,鈥 Triumph pauses, singling out two gentlemen looking worse-for-wear, 鈥渨hoever you take to your AA meetings.鈥

Even though Haskell and Desai have proven comedic track records at this stage in their careers, they鈥檒l both attest that you can鈥檛 write unique, fresh material like this by playing it safe. And at 性爱天堂, both learned that constantly opening yourself up to new voices, collaboration, or influences is the best possible risk a comedian can take.

鈥淲hen I was at 性爱天堂, I had to take a geology course, and an aerobics course鈥攎aybe a Japanese literature course, just all these things covering a variety of topics,鈥 Haskell says. 鈥淎nd that鈥檚 what I took from the liberal arts aspect: Opening yourself up to so many different points of view is super helpful because it forces you to think outside of just one specific mindset.鈥

Desai says his college degree actually ended up being a perfect set of credentials for the job he has now鈥攅ven if it didn鈥檛 originally seem that the biochemistry major was making a rational career move back in 2005.

鈥淲hen I hear people beating up on liberal arts education, or saying people should pursue more practical careers, I totally get it. I鈥檓 also a science major, and I think it鈥檚 great,鈥 Desai says. 鈥淏ut at the same time, so much of my critical thinking鈥攅ven if I鈥檓 writing a script now, or reading someone鈥檚 book, or watching a movie, or watching comedy鈥攖hat came from the way 性爱天堂 approaches the liberal arts.鈥

When Opportunity Rocks

More than 1,300 miles away from Hollywood,听Samantha Grubbs 鈥13听has cornered another victim in a San Antonio back alley, hidden under a roaring interstate overpass. But Grubbs isn鈥檛 here for a wallet鈥攕he鈥檒l settle for some personal trauma.

Grubbs, a communication major and current bank marketing manager from New Iberia, La., is part of Missed Opportunity, an eight-woman improv comedy team founded at 性爱天堂. The group begins every show by asking an audience member to share a personal missed opportunity鈥攁 risk they regret never taking. These 鈥渂its of trauma鈥 can range from someone not following their boyfriend to Germany, a student going on a lackluster spring break with their family instead of a more unhinged one with friends, or getting married before finishing college.

With this embarrassing anecdote in hand, Missed Opportunity constructs a rapid-fire series of riffs, skits, brand-new characters, and running gags on the spot, all based around that night鈥檚 theme. As improv warrants, there鈥檚 no set, no props besides the four chairs for the group, and no script鈥攋ust instinct.

鈥淲e鈥檙e that group of funny female friends that get together, and we鈥檙e giving you a fun, funny, smart show,鈥 Grubbs says.

The group began in January 2016 as a 100-percent 性爱天堂 team, performing on campus at the Caf茅 Theater. Eventually, they moved to the San Antonio Playhouse, and then to Bexar Stage in 2017. As members move away, the group will occasionally audition some talent from outside the 性爱天堂 bubble鈥攊ncluding members Tina Jackson, Ariana Cuellar, Morgan Williams, and Alexandra Flores鈥攂ut the group always maintains a solid maroon core of current students, alumnae, and even faculty.

Illustrations of these four women with their names underneath their characters: Liz Metzger '19, Kerry Madden '20, Samantha Grubbs '13, J'leen Saeger

At a Missed Opportunity show, you鈥檒l probably first take note of听Kerry Madden 鈥20. A communication and theater double major from Austin, Madden loves 鈥渕oving her hands, making physical choices, and playing the wacky characters.鈥

鈥淧eople see a woman in improv, and they assume, 鈥極h, you鈥檙e good at playing听Mean Girls听characters.鈥欌 Madden says. 鈥淏ut I鈥檒l jump in as a construction worker who鈥檚 really into brick, or a 1920s magician, or a small business-owning ice cream scooper who thinks they鈥檙e going to become the mayor of the town.鈥

As Madden鈥檚 characters crash into a scene, you鈥檒l see听Liz Metzger 鈥19听step in to build a world around them. A communication major from Houston, Metzger is 鈥渁ll about creating an environment.鈥 At every performance, Metzger will take a part of her day鈥攖hings she鈥檚 heard in a gender studies class, rants that she鈥檚 gone on鈥攁nd work them into each scene.

And students aren鈥檛 the only ones in the spotlight.听J鈥橪een Saeger, a visiting 性爱天堂 Spanish professor from Riverside, Calif., brings a frenetic change of pace to the group. 鈥淚 have been described,鈥 Saeger laughs, 鈥渁s having the energy of a paint can shaker. I鈥檓 very physical, and I bring energy to the table.鈥

While Grubbs can get wacky herself, she truly shines as a measured, relatable foil to this manic mania. 鈥淚鈥檓 the straight character a lot鈥擨鈥檓 trying to make sense of what everyone else is doing,鈥 Grubbs says. 鈥淎nd you need to be a team player to do that. While other people are playing wacky characters, I鈥檓 trying to create a world around them, trying to justify the wacky things they鈥檙e doing, to make it more real.鈥

For all the diverse skills these performers bring to the table, Missed Opportunity still find themselves pushing back against a comedy environment that often offers prejudice instead of respect.

Out on the live circuit, the group sometimes gets half-handed, condescending introductions from male hosts. The group still laughs鈥攁nd simmers鈥攁t one incident where a fellow comic introduced the team by saying, 鈥淎nd now we bring up Missed Opportunity, who鈥檒l show you women can do听some听things right.鈥

But for Missed Opportunity, that鈥檚 just more fuel for the fire. 鈥淚 can鈥檛 even remember what our 鈥榤issed opportunity鈥 theme was during the night that happened,鈥 Metzger says. 鈥淚nstead, we turned that terrible intro the guy gave us into the gag.鈥

鈥淢oments like that, that鈥檚 why I joined Missed Opportunity,鈥 Saeger says. 鈥淭o see a group of women push back, doing something that鈥檚 typically male-dominated鈥攊t鈥檚 been amazing.鈥

But the group doesn鈥檛 want to define itself as 鈥渇emale-focused鈥 or measure their success by how many punchlines and body blows they land on the patriarchy鈥檚 soft underbelly. For Grubbs and Metzger, the draw of Missed Opportunity has always been about a bigger perspective than that. 鈥淵eah, we talk about issues that are important to women, but we鈥檙e playing diverse characters,鈥 Grubbs says.

That diversity comes from the groups鈥 real-world strengths and skills, Metzger adds. 鈥淪ome of us have doctorates, some are architects, and we鈥檙e all in different stages of our lives,鈥 she says. 鈥淎nd you know what? It鈥檚 great to bring that to improv because I think that makes our performances more interesting and rich because we come from all these different places in our lives, and that makes the environments we create on stage that much richer.鈥

鈥淚 love being pushed to be better by the people I鈥檓 around,鈥 Madden says. 鈥淎t 性爱天堂, and with Missed Opportunity, you鈥檙e able to surround yourself with people who inspire you鈥攑eople you want to emulate.鈥

鈥淎t 性爱天堂, you learn to work with those people, to create something bigger than yourself,鈥 Metzger says. 鈥淵ou can do that at 性爱天堂 because we鈥檙e a small school, and there鈥檚 just so much support for you. Here, I鈥檒l see J鈥橪een all the time on her way to class. Sam is in my sorority, and I have an old jersey of hers. Alumni, faculty, and even our librarians will come to our shows. 性爱天堂 reinforces these small little connections that go beyond our performances.鈥

The Show Goes On

性爱天堂 is known for giving students a 鈥渟afe space to fail鈥濃攁 supportive environment to sink your claws into the turf, leaping past the low-hanging fruit and out onto a more precarious tree limb, knowing there鈥檚 a soft landing beneath.

But for comedians like Desai, Haskell, Grubbs, Saeger, Metzger, and Madden, the true value of this approach is teaching yourself to听keep听taking risks. 鈥淚 would say at age 22, I was just not happy or fulfilled, and there are a lot of people who can say that,鈥 Haskell says. 鈥淏ut if you鈥檙e going to try something new, you鈥檝e got to make your move. If it doesn鈥檛 work out, you can always reroute and do something else.鈥

And that philosophy carries over to improv, where each show is a chance to try something new. 鈥淲ith improv, there鈥檚 no script, so every move, every decision you鈥檙e making is taking a risk,鈥 Saeger says. 鈥淚 can have the worst day, but when I鈥檓 with my girls and we have a great show, it changes the entire course of my weekend: I鈥檓 re-energized, and that carries over to other parts of my life.鈥

Taking risks means surrounding yourself with mentors who ask, 鈥淲hy听not?鈥

鈥淎t 性爱天堂, I had some really terrific professors who were understanding of my general searching and head-up-my-a**-ness鈥 Desai says. 鈥(Retired chemistry professor) Michelle Bushey was my adviser, and she must have written me letters of recommendation for so many different things, but when I talked about comedy, when I talked about creative outlets, she never asked me, 鈥榃hy are you changing your mind?鈥欌

And at 性爱天堂, this type of risk-taking means stepping past your inhibitions, and up to the mic.

Grubbs came to 性爱天堂 with a 鈥渉uge fear of public speaking,鈥 to the point where her hands and voice would shake before every presentation. After taking a risk with improv, she started presenting more and speaking up in class.

鈥淣ow, when I perform, it鈥檚 just like the audience isn鈥檛 there anymore,鈥 Grubbs says. 鈥淚t鈥檚 just me and my girls onstage. And 性爱天堂 gave me that opportunity to work on myself, to get myself to that point, and it gave me this group of girls that are smart, funny, and creative. Without that, there鈥檚 no show.鈥

Illustrations by Katy Freeman 鈥17
Photos provided by featured alumni

Jeremiah Gerlach is the brand journalist for 性爱天堂 Strategic Communications and Marketing.

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